just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Acid is not a monday night drug
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
The struggles of a small town man whore
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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