Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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