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Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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