Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Every concussion has its silver lining
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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