i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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