? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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