just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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