I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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