She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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