I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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