More tranny stories later!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Help. Why am I so naked?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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