stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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