It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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