fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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