he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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