Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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