Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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