We won't sleep together?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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