OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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