Porn is love you can see.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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