I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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