So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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