so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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