Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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