I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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