giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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