check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Shame is for Republicans.
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