This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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