wat bout pragnant strippers??
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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