WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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