Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
