It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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