Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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