I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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