Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Randomize
