i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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