So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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