I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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