he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
