one might say we're banned from that church
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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