You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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