no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We're too hungover to prance.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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