you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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