Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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