fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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