so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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