WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
