If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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