It was confusing and full of hummus
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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