i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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