rhymes with "ouble enetration"
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
